What’s going on in the non-internet world?

Here’s some sh*t you should know this gray Thursday.

Pat Rabbitte called Fat Rabbitte on Prime Time

Prime Time presenter David McCullagh accidentally called Fat Rabbitte Pat Rabbitte. Oh wait, other way round. No actually, the first way’s good.

Peanut allergy

Researchers have told kids to COP THE F**K ON AND STOP FAKING IT when it comes to peanut allergies. A new report by The Lancet journal has shown that children should treat their peanut allergy with peanut protein in order to build up an immunity.

Garth nuts

Hundreds of culchies have been camping outside Ticketmaster outlets all night in order to secure a ticket to Garth Brooks’ summer concerts in Croke Park.                                

Toronto’s Rob Ford in even deeper sh*t

How is this guy still on the go? Toronto mayor Rob Ford is being sued by his sister’s ex-boyfriend for allegedly conspiring to have him beaten up in jail in order to prevent him from talking about Ford’s alcohol and drugs abuse.