Don’t want to follow the news? Bluff it.
Here are five things to pretend to know this Thursday.Kangaroo centrefold
An Australian tourism official unwittingly created an internet sensation by censoring a picture of a kangaroo. The decision to censor the picture of ‘Big Baz’ drew criticism from many, who failed to the see the funny side of the photo. Campus can dismiss reports that Big Baz has been approached by Hugh Heffner to appear as a centrefold in Playgirl.HMV to reopen
Just eight months after their closure, four HMV stores will reopen next month. The shops on Dublin’s Henry Street, Liffey Valley Shopping Centre, Dundrum Town Centre and Limerick’s Crescent Shopping Centre.He’s out
Prison Break star Wentworth Miller has has revealed he is gay. The 41-year-old actor made the announcement in a letter in which he revealed he would not be travelling to Russia for an upcoming film festival. Russia has come under increasing international scrutiny in recent months over its treatment of gay men and women.One is not amused
One of the Queen’s swans has been found barbecued on a riverbank near to her Windsor Castle residence. Historically killing a swan in Britain counted as an act of treason, and the birds are still protected under conservation legislation.Lonely boy
Black Keys frontman Dan Auerbach has finalized his divorce from Stephanie Gonis. Court documents reveal that Ms Donis will receive over $5 million, one of the couples homes and bizarrely “Bob Dylan’s hair”