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Here’s some sh*t you should know this weekend.

No tiaras then

So, after backlash on Twitter and criticism from a Senator, a hotel in Balbriggan has cancelled its booking for a child beauty pageant. And what do we say? THANK GOD. There can only be one Honey Boo Boo Child.

Let me be Frank

In Pope Francis’s first in-depth interview, he said that we don’t need to talk about abortion, gay marriage and contraception “all the time”. That’s true – we can always discuss paedophilia within the Catholic Church as well.

Filthy

Doctors in St James’s Hospital have a record for failing to wash their hands. Ew.

Mammy knows best

Women are the decision-makers when it comes to managing household finances. Sorry lads, it’s true!

To the left

And finally, Beyoncé’s track ‘Irreplaceable’ is being played in the corridors of a school in Wales to remind students to stay “to the left” to avoid congestion when they’re heading to class. And with that…