After a long day of procrastinating, here's something to mull over on the bus journey home

What's been happening in the outside world all day?

Accidental millionaire

The anonymous Irish winner of the Euromillions jackpot said he accidentally ticked the wrong number when he filled out his slip. The man is Ireland’s fifth jackpot winner since the game began here in 2004 and picked up his €12.8million jackpot from National Lottery headquarters in Dublin. “I wouldn’t mind making a few more of those mistakes,” he said.  Definition of a jammy hoor.

TDs will sit longer

The Government has outlined reforms to the running of Dáil Éireann and pledges to involve the public more in the law-making process. Under reforms announced today, TDs will be expected to sit in the Dáil for an extra five hours a week (28 in total) and there will be two extra hours to debate legislation. Very excited about this...

Miley Cyrus needs a bath

90210 actress Shanae Grimes has said that Miley Cyrus needs a bath and a hug. What she really needs is clothes.

Harry Potter spinoff

Today must be the day of spinoffs: JK Rowling has announced that she will be penning a spinoff Harry Potter films based on one the minor characters. The film is titled Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them.

Launch party

NASA was photobombed by a frog. The unsuspecting frog managed to leap from the launch pad of the LADEE spacecraft. Unintentional legend.